Saturday, September 9, 2006

An elderly woman had just returned to
her home from an evening of religious
service when she was startled by an
intruder. As she caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables,
she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(...turn from your sin...)
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks.
Then the woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in,
he asked the burglar, "Why did you just
stand there? All the old lady was yell
a scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar,
"She said she had an axe and two 38s!"

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