Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Moses with the computer!!!..this is just so adorable!lol!:)

"Excuse me, Sir."

"Is that you again, Moses?"

"I'm afraid it is, Sir."

"What is it this time, Moses; more computer problems?"

"How did you guess?"

"I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?"

"Oh, yes; I forgot."

"Tell me what you want, Moses."

"But you already know; remember?"


"Sorry, Sir."

"Well, go ahead, Moses; spit it out."

"Well, I have a question, Sir. You know those 'ten things' you sent me?"

"You mean the Ten Commandments, Moses?"

"That's it. I was wondering if they were important."

"What do you mean 'were important', Moses? Of course, they are
important. Otherwise, I would not have sent them to you."

"Well - sorry, Sir, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them;
but, of course, you would see right through that."

"What do you mean 'you lost them'? Are you trying to tell me
you didn't save them, Moses?"

"No, Sir; I forgot."

"You should always save, Moses."

"Yes, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot.
I did send them to some people before I lost them though."

"And did you hear back from any of them?"

"You already know I did. What about the one guy who said he never
uses 'shalt not'? May he change the words a little bit?"

"Yes, Moses, as long as he does not change the meaning."

"And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little harsh,
and recommended calling them the 'Ten Suggestions,' or letting
people pick one or two to try for a while?"

"Moses, I will act like I did not hear that."

"I think that means 'no.' Well, what about the guy who said
I was scamming him?"

"I think the term is 'spamming,' Moses."

"Oh, yes. I e-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff,
and I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer."

"And what did he say?"

"You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't think he
might have sent me one of those - er - plagues, and that's the reason
I lost those ten things, do you?"

"They are called 'viruses,' Moses."

"Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we just go
back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out
and reading them each day, but at least I never lost them."

"We will do it the new way, Moses."

"I was afraid you would say that, Sir."

"Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?"

"You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out toward the computer."

"It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?"

"No, I decided to try the technical support first. After all, who knows
more about this stuff than you, and I really like your hours. By the way,
Sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?"

"No, Moses."

"One other thing. Why did you not name them 'frogs' instead of 'mice,'
because did you not tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?"

"I did not name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours
a frog if you want to."

"Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, Sir? I bet some woman
told him to call it a mouse. After all, was it not a woman who named
one of the computers Apple?"

"Say good night, Moses."

"Wait a minute, Sir. I am stretching out the mouse, and it seems to
be working. Yes, a couple of the 'ten things' have come back."

"Which ones are they, Moses?"

"Let me see. 'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image'
and 'Thou shalt not uncover thy neighbor's wife.'"

"Turn the computer off, Moses.
I'm sending you another set of stone tablets."

Friday, November 17, 2006

God knows best!

I got this poem from my friend's blogs which he got from his friend's blog too :)
it's really nice. I believe God was talking to me while I was reading this.

Everyone longs to give themselves completely to someone, to have a
deep soul relationship with another, to be loved thoroughly and

But God says, "No, not until you are satisfied and fulfilled and
content with living, loved by ME ALONE, with giving yourself totally
and unreservedly to ME ALONE. I love you, my child, and until you
discover that ONLY in me is your satisfaction to be found, you will
not be capable of the perfect human relationship that I have planned
for you. You will never be united with another until you are united
with me, exclusive of anyone or anything else, exclusive of any other
desires or longings.

"I want you to stop planning, stop wishing, and allow me to give you
that most thrilling plan existing, one that you can't imagine. I want
you to have the BEST! Please allow me to bring it to you. You just
keep watching me, expecting that satisfaction, expecting the greatest
things, and know that I Am. Keep learning and listening to the things
I tell you. YOU MUST WAIT!

"Don't be anxious. Don't worry. Don't look around at the things others
have received. Don't look at the things you think you want. You just
keep looking off and away up to me, or you'll miss what I want to show

"And then, when you're ready, I'll surprise you with a love far more
wonderful than you would ever imagine. I am working this very minute
to have both of you ready at the same time, until you are both
satsifeid exclusively with me and the life I have planned and prepared
for you, you won't be able to experience the love that exemplifies
your relationship with me... and this is perfect love.

"Dear one, I want you to have this most wonderful love. I want you to
see in the flesh a picture of your relationship with me and to enjoy
materially and concretely the everlasting union of beauty and
perfection and love that I offer you with myself. Know that I love you
utterly. I am God Almighty. Believe and be satisfied."

Monday, November 13, 2006

Just something to ponder on :D

Letting go doesn't mean giving up... it means moving on. It is one of the hardest things a person can do. Starting at birth, we grasp on to anything we can get our hands on, and hold on as if we will cease to exist when we let go. We feel that letting go is giving up, quitting, and that as we all know is cowardly. But as we grow older we are forced to change our way of thinking. We are forced to realize that letting go means accepting things that cannot be. It means maturing and moving on, no matter how hard you have to fight yourself to do so. -Kei J.

Tuesday, November 7, 2006


I have always been interested in making a i'l have a place to keep a record of my thoughts and just anything that interests me..well I have made this blog for my personal use, i also have a friendster blog and an account on tagged. God was really listening to that little wish i made and gave me overflowing answers i'm stucked with 200+ blogs to maintain, since that's my task for my's nice, it's interesting, it's fun--but at times, it's getting boring ang blogger is always under I easily get bored and impatient with it.
Well, as a whole, I enjoyed this work especially at times when I post to all the blogs. I also have the chance to edit and update my personal blogs.
ok..I think this is it for now..have to add linksmaster accounts to all my blogs hehe :)

Thursday, November 2, 2006


check this out guys :)
it's a cute site :)hehe