| "Excuse me, Sir." |
"Is that you again, Moses?"
"I'm afraid it is, Sir."
"What is it this time, Moses; more computer problems?"
"How did you guess?"
"I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?"
"Oh, yes; I forgot."
"Tell me what you want, Moses."
"But you already know; remember?"
"Well, go ahead, Moses; spit it out."
"Well, I have a question, Sir. You know those 'ten things' you sent me?"
"You mean the Ten Commandments, Moses?"
"That's it. I was wondering if they were important."
"What do you mean 'were important', Moses? Of course, they are
"Well - sorry, Sir, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them;
"What do you mean 'you lost them'? Are you trying to tell me
| "No, Sir; I forgot." |
"You should always save, Moses."
"Yes, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot.
"And did you hear back from any of them?"
"You already know I did. What about the one guy who said he never
"Yes, Moses, as long as he does not change the meaning."
"And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little harsh,
"Moses, I will act like I did not hear that."
"I think that means 'no.' Well, what about the guy who said
"I think the term is 'spamming,' Moses."
"Oh, yes. I e-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff,
"And what did he say?"
"You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't think he
"They are called 'viruses,' Moses."
"Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we just go
"We will do it the new way, Moses."
"I was afraid you would say that, Sir."
"Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?"
| "You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out toward the computer." |
"It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?"
"No, I decided to try the technical support first. After all, who knows
"One other thing. Why did you not name them 'frogs' instead of 'mice,'
"I did not name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours
"Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, Sir? I bet some woman
"Say good night, Moses."
"Wait a minute, Sir. I am stretching out the mouse, and it seems to
"Which ones are they, Moses?"
"Let me see. 'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image'
"Turn the computer off, Moses.